I don't have a profile. What? You want to profile me? How? Gender, age, race, orientation, musical preferences, 'high' vs. 'low' art? Really now? That's almost sweet of you! Well, take your pick and make something up, I don't mind. If you really must have a fact about me, I guess I'll let you know I'm among those rare few who eats exclusively goat's cheese. In fact, right now, I'm kind of craving a good chunk of goat mozza. I think I'll go eat me some cheese.

I feel bad for my plumber.